Biography
Matt Welcome Started life as a fertilised egg in his mother’s womb. He was born in a one way cul-de-sac a stone’s throw away from the wrong side of the tracks on the edge of the outskirts of a one horse town with no name.
Matt avoids clichés like the plague “sometimes it’s just cliché after cliché after cliché, I’ve had it up to here with clichés, if you’ve heard one cliché you’ve heard them all and I’ve heard every cliché in the book, as far as I’m concerned there are no new clichés under the sun and you can quote me on that”. I guess basically I’m just not a cliché kind of guy!
After leaving home Matt got a job in a fair ground for 2 years, he says “It was just a non stop roller coaster ride from start to finish”. Matt was eventually sacked from the fairground for riding the roller oaster non stop for 2 years and attended comedy school until he was expelled for being serious at the front of the class.
Matt is committed to revolutionising comedy as the world knows it or just having a bit of a laugh. You can see Matt Welcome’s unique style of comedy if you’re close enough and there are no obstacles in the way.
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“Really nicely crafted lines, effortlessly smooth and polished delivery – something special to aspire to. ”
“Superbly crafted jokes and exquisite timing ”
“everytime I have seen him he blows the place apart and leaves everyone wanting more, a brilliant brilliant comic”
