COVID-19

We want everyone to enjoy their visit to The Top Secret Comedy Club.

Please see below our current Covid-19 information for when visiting the club.

Masks: Yes! We’re asking all attendees to wear masks around the venue, especially in the communal areas, to protect themselves and others.

Covid Passports: Under current guidelines we do NOT require proof of vaccination or a negative Covid test to attend. We do recommend taking a Lateral Flow Test before attending the club.

Money: To ensure maximum safety we have gone completely cash-less, please remember cards/contactless.

Seating: We are currently operating at full capacity in the venue, this does mean the venue can be busy and while we encourage social distancing, we can’t always guarantee it. Our rooms are built for comedy so are tightly seated. If you feel uncomfortable being in these types of spaces please consider if you would like to attend.

Sanitising: There are sanitising stations through-out the venue and upon entrance, guests are encouraged to sanitise. Please also wash hands in breaks in our brand new toilets!. We are also collecting all emails on ticket purchase should you need to be contacted.

Staff: We encourage all staff to wear face coverings when dealing with guests and to keep social distance measures.

Bar: We have returned to operating full service from our bars situated in both our rooms. We still encourage customers to wear masks when going to the bar and there is hand sanitiser located on the bars themselves.

Please do not hesitate to contact us should you require any further assistance. Look forward to seeing you soon and laughing while NOT catching COVID 19!

Information

: Our main shows on Monday to Thursday start at 8:00pm and finish around 10:15pm/10:30pm.
On Fridays we have three shows: the Early Show at 7pm until 8;30pm, the Late Show from 9pm until 10:30pm and the Late Late Show from 11:15pm.
On Saturdays we have four shows: the Afternoon Show at 3:30pm until 5pm, the Early Show at 6pm until 7:30pm, the Late Show from 8:00pm until 10:15pm and the Late Late Show from 10:45pm.
On Sundays, we have 2 shows at 5.00pm and 7.30pm.
We are open every day (except 3 days over Christmas). Mondays is New Material night, with 6 professional comedians trying out some freshly baked gags. On Tuesdays we have Nico Yearwood hosting with 3-4 comedians doing longer club sets. Wednesdays is a fresh new material night (like Monday), Thursday, Friday and Saturday is business as usual, with stand-up shows featuring the best of London’s stand up comedy scene (plus frequent Celebrity Guests). Sunday night ends the week with another Nico Yearwood hosted show (like Tuesday) with the best acts on the circuit.
: Before our main shows between 6:00pm and 7.15pm Monday to Thursday, Saturday at 2:00pm and 3:00pm on Sunday, we let acts use the venue to work on their solo shows that will be going on tour, to the Edinburgh Festival, the Adelaide Comedy Festival and other majors comedy festivals around the world. You can see these shows in development and help shape the shows. Most shows are free or low cost with the option to donation after the show.

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