This year we have FIVE amazing Top Secret Shows to celebrate the end of 2022 and look forward to 2023. Click on the links below to book advance tickets online now
New Year’s Eve 10pm Show
Our final show of 2022
A Top Secret Celebrity Guest and the French comedy maestro Marcel Lucont
Limited early price tickets for £20 available online
New Year’s Eve 8pm Show
Top Secret Celebrity Guest With More Acts To Be Announced!
Limited special price £25 tickets available online
New Year’s Eve 6pm Show
A Top Secret Celebrity Guest and the brilliant Ian Stone
Limited early price £20 tickets available
New Year’s Eve 4pm Show
Top Secret Guests To Be Announced!
Limited early price £10 tickets available
New Year’s Eve 1:30pm Show
Top Secret favourite George Zacharopoulos plus more acts to be announced!
Special Offer £1 entry tickets available online
Our main shows on Monday to Thursday start at 8:00pm and finish around 10:15pm/10:30pm.
On Fridays we have three shows: the Early Show at 7pm until 8;30pm, the Late Show from 9pm until 10:30pm and the Late Late Show from 11:15pm.
On Saturdays we have four shows: the Afternoon Show at 3:30pm until 5pm, the Early Show at 6pm until 7:30pm, the Late Show from 8:00pm until 10:15pm and the Late Late Show from 10:45pm.
On Sundays, we have 2 shows at 5.00pm and 7.30pm.
We are open every day (except 3 days over Christmas). Mondays is New Material night, with 6 professional comedians trying out some freshly baked gags. On Tuesdays we have Nico Yearwood hosting with 3-4 comedians doing longer club sets. Wednesdays is a fresh new material night (like Monday), Thursday, Friday and Saturday is business as usual, with stand-up shows featuring the best of London’s stand up comedy scene (plus frequent Celebrity Guests). Sunday night ends the week with another Nico Yearwood hosted show (like Tuesday) with the best acts on the circuit.
Before our main shows between 6:00pm and 7.15pm Monday to Thursday, Saturday at 2:00pm and 3:00pm on Sunday, we let acts use the venue to work on their solo shows that will be going on tour, to the Edinburgh Festival, the Adelaide Comedy Festival and other majors comedy festivals around the world. You can see these shows in development and help shape the shows. Most shows are free or low cost with the option to donation after the show.