Our Top Secret Members help us continue to provide great value comedy for everyone and give a space for comics to test and try new material for TV shows, and festivals, as well as their own shows and sets.
Top Secret Membership gets you:
Free and discounted tickets for our regular club shows from Sunday to Wednesday
Half-price entry on Thursdays
20% off entry on all other paid Top Secret shows for you and up to five guests.
Membership lasts for a whole year
(Top Secret Tip: Sign up to our mailing list at the bottom of the page to hear about secret special celebrity guest appearances and extra special discounts for shows)
When you purchase tickets on our website, just choose the ‘Member’ ticket option and remember to bring your card with you to activate your discount at the venue.
Please remember you need one card per person to get discounts on shows from Sunday to Thursday.
There are two ways to get Top Secret Membership cards:
Come to any of our regular Stand Up Comedy nights from Sunday to Wednesday and if you donate £12 or more via card or cash at the end of the show you get a year-long Top Secret Membership card. Donate £20 and you’ll get 2 Membership cards!
Alternatively, come and purchase them from the venue during our opening hours or after 6:00pm every day of the week for £20.
Our main shows on Monday to Thursday start at 8:00pm and finish around 10:15pm/10:30pm.
On Fridays we have three shows: the Early Show at 7pm until 8;30pm, the Late Show from 9pm until 10:30pm and the Late Late Show from 11:15pm.
On Saturdays we have four shows: the Afternoon Show at 3:30pm until 5pm, the Early Show at 6pm until 7:30pm, the Late Show from 8:00pm until 10:15pm and the Late Late Show from 10:45pm.
On Sundays, we have 2 shows at 5.00pm and 7.30pm.
We are open every day (except 3 days over Christmas). Mondays is New Material night, with 6 professional comedians trying out some freshly baked gags. On Tuesdays we have Nico Yearwood hosting with 3-4 comedians doing longer club sets. Wednesdays is a fresh new material night (like Monday), Thursday, Friday and Saturday is business as usual, with stand-up shows featuring the best of London’s stand up comedy scene (plus frequent Celebrity Guests). Sunday night ends the week with another Nico Yearwood hosted show (like Tuesday) with the best acts on the circuit.
Before our main shows between 6:00pm and 7.15pm Monday to Thursday, Saturday at 2:00pm and 3:00pm on Sunday, we let acts use the venue to work on their solo shows that will be going on tour, to the Edinburgh Festival, the Adelaide Comedy Festival and other majors comedy festivals around the world. You can see these shows in development and help shape the shows. Most shows are free or low cost with the option to donation after the show.